Description
iFart Mobile is the ORIGINAL Digital Sound Machine and entertainment system which brings endless laughs and enjoyment to its users. But iFart is much more than that. iFart has more utility, usefulness and functionality than many other iPhone apps out there.
In spite of competitors coming against us because of our fart superiority (note the vengeful 1-star ratings by a handful of jealous developers), we hold a SOLID 3-star rating! Yes, they are trying to influence your fart machine choice, but we know you are too smart for that!
So here are just a few of the useful, one of a kind features of iFart.
* SECURITY FART *
iPhones and pdas are stolen on a daily basis, but if you are using iFart's advanced security system you can stop criminals right in their tracks.
And when thieves try to snatch your phone, they'll be in for a shock when they're blasted by your chosen sound effect. Most criminals know how to lie, but "it wasn't me" isn't going to work with iFart.
Call the authorities and send these iphone stealing scumbags off to the gas chamber.
* SNEAK ATTACK *
The sneak attack function can literally save your life. Let's say that you're in a warehouse gun battle. Bad guys are closing in on you, but if you only had a distraction, you could escape.
Sneak Attack is that distraction. Simply pull out your iPhone choose a sound effect and set the timer up to 30 seconds. Then place your phone in a strategic location and move silently away. When the Sneak Attack goes off, slip away or take out the bad guys when they reach for their noses.
Jack Bauer, the Navy Seals and over 20 Swat Teams are already using Version 2.0 of Sneak Attack.
* FART NOW *
The World Today is a very stressful place. Stress causes medical problems, eating disorders, drug addiction, and leads to divorce and broken homes.
If only there was an internationally recognized sound that alleviates stress, brings laughter, lowers blood pressure, clears a room, helps bring peace to the middle east and is enjoyed by both Democrats and Republicans.
Well Folks... there is.. and it's FART NOW. Simply scroll to your preferred sound effect and hit Fart Now. The World will be a better place.
* TROUBLESHOOTING - NO SOUND? *
Please use OS 2.1 or above.
Make sure you are not set on vibrate
Make sure your volume is turned up.
Make sure your phone is not muted on side
Reinstall and Reboot
Please reboot after update if any issues.
To the reviewers with "No Sound" issues, please check the above before posting a review, or contact us directly if there's a problem.
* FREE LIFETIME UPDATES *
As a proud iFart Mobile owner, you are entitled to FREE updates every time we add new features. We've got some great stuff coming your way, so download this app now and let the fun flatulent fun begin!
Requirements: Compatible with iPhone and iPod touch (2nd generation) Requires iPhone 2.1 Software Update
iFart Mobile is the ORIGINAL Digital Sound Machine and entertainment system which brings endless laughs and enjoyment to its users. But iFart is much more than that. iFart has more utility, usefulness and functionality than many other iPhone apps out there.
In spite of competitors coming against us because of our fart superiority (note the vengeful 1-star ratings by a handful of jealous developers), we hold a SOLID 3-star rating! Yes, they are trying to influence your fart machine choice, but we know you are too smart for that!
So here are just a few of the useful, one of a kind features of iFart.
* SECURITY FART *
iPhones and pdas are stolen on a daily basis, but if you are using iFart's advanced security system you can stop criminals right in their tracks.
And when thieves try to snatch your phone, they'll be in for a shock when they're blasted by your chosen sound effect. Most criminals know how to lie, but "it wasn't me" isn't going to work with iFart.
Call the authorities and send these iphone stealing scumbags off to the gas chamber.
* SNEAK ATTACK *
The sneak attack function can literally save your life. Let's say that you're in a warehouse gun battle. Bad guys are closing in on you, but if you only had a distraction, you could escape.
Sneak Attack is that distraction. Simply pull out your iPhone choose a sound effect and set the timer up to 30 seconds. Then place your phone in a strategic location and move silently away. When the Sneak Attack goes off, slip away or take out the bad guys when they reach for their noses.
Jack Bauer, the Navy Seals and over 20 Swat Teams are already using Version 2.0 of Sneak Attack.
* FART NOW *
The World Today is a very stressful place. Stress causes medical problems, eating disorders, drug addiction, and leads to divorce and broken homes.
If only there was an internationally recognized sound that alleviates stress, brings laughter, lowers blood pressure, clears a room, helps bring peace to the middle east and is enjoyed by both Democrats and Republicans.
Well Folks... there is.. and it's FART NOW. Simply scroll to your preferred sound effect and hit Fart Now. The World will be a better place.
* TROUBLESHOOTING - NO SOUND? *
Please use OS 2.1 or above.
Make sure you are not set on vibrate
Make sure your volume is turned up.
Make sure your phone is not muted on side
Reinstall and Reboot
Please reboot after update if any issues.
To the reviewers with "No Sound" issues, please check the above before posting a review, or contact us directly if there's a problem.
* FREE LIFETIME UPDATES *
As a proud iFart Mobile owner, you are entitled to FREE updates every time we add new features. We've got some great stuff coming your way, so download this app now and let the fun flatulent fun begin!
Requirements: Compatible with iPhone and iPod touch (2nd generation) Requires iPhone 2.1 Software Update
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